Bombs away
A confident
Dunhill Players took the field for their first fully competitive
fixture today and walked away with all the spoils after a 6-1 thrashing
of their higher leagued opponents.
"We just outclassed them in every department"
Said a very proud Benami at his first LXM press conference.
"Lockey scored in what is almost definitely his last game for us and then picked up a little knock but I can assure the buyers he'll be back before the next league game and we've even put him in to rehab as a sign of good will."
"It was old boy Brian Martins who stole the limelight today with a superb hat-trick. It just goes to show, sometimes the kids need a bit of maturity to help them along."
"All in all we're pleased that we humiliated them. They have the brains of sparrows and the footballing intellect of a dead badger. Anyone who plays bruise with an H7 ref is obviously a few sandwiches short of a picnic."
20-08-2008 10:12
"We just outclassed them in every department"
Said a very proud Benami at his first LXM press conference.
"Lockey scored in what is almost definitely his last game for us and then picked up a little knock but I can assure the buyers he'll be back before the next league game and we've even put him in to rehab as a sign of good will."
"It was old boy Brian Martins who stole the limelight today with a superb hat-trick. It just goes to show, sometimes the kids need a bit of maturity to help them along."
"All in all we're pleased that we humiliated them. They have the brains of sparrows and the footballing intellect of a dead badger. Anyone who plays bruise with an H7 ref is obviously a few sandwiches short of a picnic."
20-08-2008 10:12
Reporter: Taimoor08
